North Thunderfuck

Aptly named for her power, North Thunderfuck is the newest sensation introduced by Royal Queen Seeds. Her origins are mysterious, but you probably won’t even care where she came from once a deep puff hits your taste buds.

North Thunderfuck is one of those perfect hybrids containing an equal mixture of both Indica and Sativa. The effects start slowly at first with the flavors developing after every hit. You immerse yourself in the fragrance she exudes, and the taste is extraordinarily amazing, making you forget the rest of the world.

The taste of citrus, like a magically sweet lemonade, swirls in your mouth. And just when you begin to relax and enjoy the sensations coursing throughout your body, WHAM! She punches you right in the face. You’re jolted out of your reverie as this Thunderfuck hits you out of nowhere. The euphoric impact is too much to handle, but you can’t expect anything less from a strain containing more than 23 percent .

Along with euphoric waves of happiness comes a deep, relaxing body stone that keeps you captive to the couch. She’s like an express train lying in wait to run over you, the deadly beauty that she is. Beginners and those who can’t handle strong stuff – please stay away!

Despite her intimidating nature, North Thunderfuck is relatively easy to grow. With strong resistance to cold, she’s also adept at fighting against common diseases generally affecting cannabis plants. She performs equally both indoors and outdoors, but the great outdoors brings out the beast in her with her tall colas taking the shape of baseball bats. She can reach up to 6.2 feet in height while generating at least 500-550 grams of rock-hard resinous buds per plant.

Indoors, she grows up to 3.9 feet with yields around 450-500 grams/m2. Naturally, big plants need big containers that drain well. However, if you’re more into hydroponics, she performs exceptionally in that department as well. The flowering period takes only 60-65 days, but you’ll never want to cut her down considering her unique beauty.

Her colors including hints of blue, silver, purple and pink are enhanced in colder temperatures, giving her a distinct appearance of an exotic beauty meant only to please you. The trichomes covering every inch of the buds give you a slight indication of her superpower. She seems oh-so-fragile, but don’t underestimate her power because once she’s done with you, you’ll certainly feel like a ragdoll that was tossed in front of a freight train.